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Churches & Squirrels
There were five country churches in a Texas town: The Presbyterian
Church , the Baptist Church , the Methodist Church, the Catholic Church
and the Jewish Synagogue. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the
squirrels. After much prayer they determined the squirrels were
predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine
will..
In The BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels were living in the baptistery. The
deacons decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the
squirrels. The squirrels escaped and there were twice as many there the
next week.
The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a
position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the
squirrels and set them free a few miles away. Three days later, the
squirrels were back.
The Catholic CHURCH baptized the squirrels and registered them as
members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter
In the Jewish Synagogue, they had one squirrel circumcised. They
haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.
